A VERY REAL BUSINESS. AN EXISTENTIAL SIMULATOR.

Become the mug.

Walk a mile in our ceramics.
Or just buy a mug. Either is fine.

01 / THE COUNTERTOPPOPULATION: YOU

DEPARTMENT OF BEVERAGE AFFAIRSCollect 3 permits. Become legally mug.

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MUG SIMULATOR / THE SHELF ESTEEM EXPANSION

You have a handle.
Get a grip.

Four worlds. No legs. Now with parkour.
The dishwasher is only the beginning.

A small world. A big beverage responsibility.

YOU ARE

W A S D move SPACE hop

100% CERAMIC. 0% QUALIFIED TO WALK.YES, THESE ARE REAL MUGS. ↓

TAKE YOUR CHARACTER HOME

It's a coffee mug. With a shape on it.
Works for all beverages, not just coffee.

THE TRIANGLE MUG Original triangle mug product image: white mug with a black triangle

$19

Direct. To the point. Not a pyramid scheme.

15 oz · Ceramic · An actual mug

THE CIRCLE MUG Original circle mug product image: white mug with a black circle

$19

No corners. No edges. Nothing to prove.

15 oz · Ceramic · An actual mug

THE SQUARE MUG Original square mug product image: white mug with a black square

$19

Four corners. Generously available for crying in.

15 oz · Ceramic · An actual mug

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